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    Quote Originally Posted by SatCong View Post
    I met an Army Chaplain who liked to be called Brother Wes who did something similar to that in Vietnam. Damn near got court martialed for it.

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    It snowed last night.

    8:00 AM: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man.. women... person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

    8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snow person.

    8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

    8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

    9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

    10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

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