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    Senior Member Larry D.'s Avatar
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    That Wish Book was present in my grandma's outhouse as well as my uncles place.
    You could check out all sorts of stuff while taking the Browns to the super bowl, then use your least favorite page to finish the paperwork......

    For those that have never experienced this phenomena, there's actually a little prep involved.
    You gotta tear out the page, then double it back on itself and sorts rub it back and forth on itself to soften up the paper. If you don't prep it, it's a bit too stiff and slick.
    As an added bonus, there's a risk of paper cuts.

    Good times, fellas.

    Good times indeed.
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    Senior Member Larry D.'s Avatar
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    Here's a pro tip for a TP shortage:

    Get yourself some pain meds. You'll only poop 2 or 3 times a week.

    That should help conserve the TP supply.
    Why is it that those that know the least, know it the loudest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry D. View Post
    Here's a pro tip for a TP shortage:

    Get yourself some pain meds. You'll only poop 2 or 3 times a week.

    That should help conserve the TP supply.
    Again..PRICELESS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry D. View Post
    Here's a pro tip for a TP shortage:

    Get yourself some pain meds. You'll only poop 2 or 3 times a week.

    That should help conserve the TP supply.
    Based on your last 2 posts, you seem to be a man of considerable experience with this this.

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    here and we thought the saying" you're full of shiat" was just a saying, Larry D has proved us wrong. kudos to him

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    Wuhan retards
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    everyone is going apeshit. I do my shopping on friday mornings, I went to winco, there were 3 lines all the way to the back of the store, it took an hour to check out. One gal had 4 5 gallon bottles of water in her cart, does she think that water will not be available ?

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    Wuhan retards panic shopping. They just gotta grab something cause everyone else is.
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    lol, i ran over to the frys at 32nd and bell a bit ago, had to grab some stuff for later this am, and am amazed at the idiots in store, you'd think the end is here, a whole lotta stupid going on, and lotsa folks, loading up, crazy indeedy

    happy saturday, don't forget yer gat for the next few days, might be a necessity

    Rj

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